ChEmIsTrY Of GaLs:

ChEmIsTrY Of GaLs:

SYMBOL:MISS
ATOMIC:WEIGHT HIGHLY VARIABLE
ATOMIC:NUMBER 420

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1.Boils very rapidly
2.Freeze very quickly
3.Melts quickly


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1.Very active and highly reactive
2.Posses high afinty for gold objects n gifts
3.Violent reaction if made to wait or left alone
4.Turns red when placed beside better lookin specimen of
same species

OTHER PROPERTIES:
1.Stained or over-stained with powder, lipstick & all other
cosmetics
2.Cries instantaneously

USES:
1.A fast medium of spreadin top secrets
2.Best income or pocket money reducing agent

CAUTION:
1.Highly explosive
2.Handle with care & at ur own risk

ImPoRtAnT PrOpErTy:
ThEy DoNt BeLiEvE BoYs EaSiLy...

So..BoYs BeWaRe Of GaLs.......

FoUr TyPeS Of WoMeN:

This is wat is observed in my last 18yrs...

There are 4 types of women:(may b ryt)...
1.Of the first type there are those who become angry for slight causes,who have changeable minds,who are greedy and jealous of others happiness,and who have no sympathy for the need of others....

2.Of the second type there are those who grow angry over trifling affairs,who are fickle and greedy,but who do not feel envious of others happiness and who are sympathetic for the needs of others.....

3.Of the third type there are those who are more broad-minded and do not become angry very often,who know how to control a greedy mind but are not able toavoid feelings of jealousy,and who are not sympathetic for the needs of others....

4.Of the fourth type there are those who are broad-minded,who can restrain feelings of greeds and retain calmness of mind,who do not feel envious of others happiness,and who are sympathetic for the needs of others.....


I DONNO WHETHER PPL WIL AGREE THIS.... :(